"I never in my life thought a phone was going to cause me so many problems," she said.

That's because she's stupid, and a thief. Mostly stupid, though.

(Formerly "A 14-Year Old And Two Stooges vs. The Internet")

Title stolen without remorse from post. Just click the image and read - you'll understand once you have.

UPDATE: She's 16, and she's in jail!