tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-219003652012-01-23T01:15:39.794-08:00Wasting Both My Time And Yours - Since 2006!Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.comBlogger3721100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-55145287632080203382012-01-23T01:15:00.001-08:002012-01-23T01:15:39.804-08:00

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Didn't expect the ending :)Operation White Widow (2011) from Jmtm00 on Vimeo.

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Placebo Bands - The ONLY Rubber Band that's HONEST about it's capabilities!

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YTMND - Stapler RemixBecause I haven't shared this earworm with you yet :)

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No embed, but amazingly awesome degradation of sobriety.YouTube - My Drunk Kitchen Ep. 6: Brunch?

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The level of respect I have for these folks is unsurpassed. This takes some serious bravery.Volunteers offer to replace younger workers at Fukushima

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Oh, how much I hope this is real...F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance on Vimeo

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Got it - don't give tanks to cats. Check.Cats in Tanks on Vimeo

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Robots and lightsabers.. doesn't get much better than this.

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For the other math junkies out there :)

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Pretty awesome reimagining of the classic "Charlie Bit Me" viral video :)

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Roll a D6 on VimeoThe only version of this song I find acceptable.

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It's true.. It's OK to not like things. (But don't be a dick about it)

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Transforming Motorcycle - That Video SiteThe true awesomeness starts at ~0:31. You're welcome :)

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YouTube - Nero - Guilt - Full Official Video (MTA Records)

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Well, now when you do, you can lose something else valuable that's attached to it :)

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You accidentally the whole thing, incorrectly.

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Oh, my. Apple's got some competition.

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YouTube - Guys Sitting On Top Of The Tallest Building In The World (Burj Khalifa, Dubai): ""No, no, no. Fuck everything about this. No.

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You're welcome. :)

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Moving. Take two minutes to watch, and see If you see the world a little differently, too.Words Can Change LivesSorry, no embed link this time (may update later if needed).

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I hope that you enjoy this as much as I did :)

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I'd pay to see this on CA roads, personally.

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First thing I've heard from Mr. Smith in quite a while, and I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised.. especially after his solo ventures recently.Check it out :)Crystal Castles feat. Robert Smith(Apologies for the lack of an embed, for some reason that broke the original post.)

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On the off chance that there's still someone reading this, I'm going to be posting some varied content over the next couple of weeks - I'm getting my feet wet in writing full-length articles, and hope to have a couple more contributors join me so there will be new content available a lot more often.If you're interested in getting started with this sort of writing, or just want to share the

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[NSFW]So.. remember the "Balloon Boy" hoax that was going on a while back, and how the Dad tried to paint the family as average and well-meaning? ...Yyyyeah... I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there - here's a video starring the whole family.Oh, and just to get you interested, here's a lyrical outtake: “I look up in the tree. What do I see? I see a faggot trying to pee on me. I

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-6522838966784763582010-11-22T18:32:00.000-08:002010-11-22T18:34:35.648-08:00

Rick Reznor?Whatever, check out this mashup - too odd not to like!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-47149182978824208772010-11-22T18:26:00.000-08:002010-11-22T18:32:33.583-08:00

If you haven't heard about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality yet, you're missing out. Whether you love or hate the original Harry Potter storyline (or writing style), you'll probably get a kick out of this truly imaginative reworking of the concept.From Harry being adopted by a woman smart enough not to marry Vernon Dursley ("Honestly, who would name their child Dudley Dursley??") to

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This article, on NoBlasters.com, caught my attention this evening. It's an interesting read about trading time (and enormous patience) for your dignity.Check it out: "You Don't Need to See His Identification"There's a good chance that this won't work for everyone, nor any indication that it'll ever work again, but you never know...

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-43033579977065420542009-11-26T22:02:00.000-08:002009-11-26T22:05:18.536-08:00

So I was reading a forum discussion on Reddit.com a few minutes ago about writing habits, where one respondent stated that they preferred to use a mix of cursive and printed text.I replied, mentioning that I usually called this practice "curscribble". Curious, I turned to Teh Googles to see if a definition existed, and got.. zero results.Did I just make this up, or do others out there use this

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Or maybe PEW PEW PEW?Homemade semi-auto shotgun.. belt-fed! So awesome.. :)

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-10935188744542157102009-04-11T08:56:00.000-07:002009-04-11T08:57:17.190-07:00

Are you a Police officer? Can't find anyone to beat with your truncheon? Try inciting a riot with peaceful protesters! Remember, if they fight back, they're resisting arrest!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-36737894140549514502008-09-03T16:18:00.000-07:002008-09-03T17:23:22.419-07:00

*Spits Coffee*So I read about this on Fark.com and had to share it - Planned Parenthood is pushing a site called TakeCareDownThere.com to educate teens about the hazards of sex, etc... so naturally, I had to check it out!My second indication that something was about to go terribly wrong (the first being the URL) was the reaction my browser had on visiting the page -I run the FlashBlock addon

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I was digging around in my Box O' Cably Goodness and found a connector that defied my attempts to grok it - it's an RJ-45 (Ethernet) connector that dead-ends into a solid-looking black plastic grip with a hole thru it. At first, I thought it might be a tester for network ports, so I plugged it into my router - no lights, no explosion, and my internet is still up so I figure it's probably not the

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Electromagnetic mouse soon to be available from Butterfly Haptics. Just. Wow.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-2038158230834783002008-02-19T13:58:00.000-08:002008-02-19T14:01:04.648-08:00

So the terrorists are going to use crazy people and homeless folks for bombings, are they? Well, then - we'll take away the crazy people and the homeless folks! That'll show 'em!This is some of the dumbest "logic" I've ever had dragged across my brain. It's left a grease mark.Iraq to "Round Up" beggars, mentally ill, homeless to thwart terrorist bombers.

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fer meh behbyyyactivatorluv you.

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Srsly. This is some bullisht. Cops in Florida collecting DNA at RANDOM? On traffic stops?Holy crap. We're living through some Orwellian stuff right now, and everyone is watching Britney and the Saints. I think we're in trouble...Drones in the air, wiretaps on everybody, Gov't looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not thinking... Robspeaks and FBI blog-editing? What the hell is

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-36613630235900161392008-02-02T12:32:00.000-08:002008-02-02T12:34:36.874-08:00

But I'm seriously starting to wonder if anyone has ever heard of "Billy Jean" or "Bad" or "Beat It". Really. Time for a new song.. even though these guys rock for pulling this off!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-27373830242334425982008-01-28T16:39:00.000-08:002008-01-28T16:44:25.365-08:00

Hi, Mr. Guliani.We think you're positively, completely, batshit crazy. Just thought you'd like to know.Love,Internets.((Rudy Guliani wants require a "Real ID card" for you to get online, pay taxes, or work.Loony.And srsly, this is the first time I've seen him talk, and *not* say "9/11".))

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Yes. Really.. only three people involved in this surprisingly well-done recreation of the Storming of Omaha Beach.

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Mysterious, doughy blob clogs sewer.That's all I have to say about that.

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No matter which side of the (military good/military bad) line you fall on, this will probably be one of the most powerful videos you'll ever have seen.As a Veteran, a Sailor, and a Citizen, I URGE you to watch this slideshow about Servicemen who left their Military unit and fled to Canada. Think about how you feel about these Men, and the choices they made - and consider why these choices were

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The last sentence in this article caught me... a snippet: "...a choice, one-fingered hand gesture..."

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Looks like Wil Smith's character in iRobot might be describing the state of things in just a few years.. I want a Robo-Arm, so I can crush the skulls of my enemies.. err.. open jars for my lovely wife.Festo - Airic’s_armPowered by ScribeFire.

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Or, How to Die in a Messy CrashHere's the video - Lets FlyImage courtesy hight3ch.com, older video can be viewed by clicking same.Powered by ScribeFire.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-52276765800285422872007-08-29T14:19:00.001-07:002007-08-29T14:19:31.174-07:00

To describe what I'm seeing right here. Tattoo-styled adhesive bandages... If I'm wearing one, does that mean I'm tough, or only pretending? Powered by ScribeFire.

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There's a considerable body of medical evidence in the background which indicates that cannabis use can either cause or trigger mental illness,' said Nigel Meadows.Um, yeah. I totally know a lot of stoners who smoke a joint, then go beat their wives and children - maybe rob a liquor store or two, then go kill themselves. If you substitute "drink a six-pack" for "joint", THEN you've got a

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I hope there's more to this than is mentioned in the article, but taken at face value, it makes me fear for single men. What are they supposed to do now? Paper airplanes? No, that'd be attempted battery. Love notes? Stalking. Internets? No, need girls whose names don't end in .jpg.Man I'm glad I'm not single.Man Arrested for Telling Two Women They Were "Very Beautiful

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or they will hurt you.It's not Iraq, it's Utah.This makes me a little worried. I'm glad I know a couple of good cops to offset the paranoia.70-Year Old Woman Jailed for Not Watering Yard.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-19307854168465645622007-07-06T12:46:00.000-07:002007-07-06T13:01:15.096-07:00

Warning : Many LinksSo redditers (those denizens of Reddit.com, purveyors of fine links) have gotten themselves pwnt.. at least those that commented on this page. The author of the article just might have been Rudis Muiznieks, the registered owner of the domain netauthority.org. I'll admit, Rudis did a good job on the NA site - the Internet Acceptable Use Policy is particularly frightening, were

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-72871918130539775732007-07-05T19:33:00.001-07:002007-07-06T14:15:26.783-07:00

Okay, so it's not really Christopher Lloyd, it's some poor guy whose picture got picked up on Digg.com... But you can't tell me you wouldn't like to call this guy up and say "What does a YELLOW LIGHT MEAN?!?"...God, I'm old.Here's the link to his page: Link to Freaky Christopher Lloyd Look-Alike Lawyer Guy.Don't go and call him because I tried to be funny, btw.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-6545079194004129402007-06-29T18:33:00.000-07:002007-06-29T18:36:27.144-07:00

Mighty fine musical entertainment.Don't let Tim's SalesMan Voice throw you off - he can sing, too!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-84633034299736729332007-06-11T21:20:00.000-07:002007-06-11T21:22:33.908-07:00

So this fellow used to sell wireless phones - before he appeared in this video. No idea what he's actually doing these days, but I'd be slackjawed if he wasn't already recruited somewhere.Wireless Phone Salesman WOW!s Audience with Stellar Operatic Performance.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-21825141592825664762007-06-10T12:30:00.001-07:002007-07-03T18:25:52.338-07:00

We had something special, once - a beautiful relationship based on trust and honesty... but then things changed. It began to feel like the world was smaller, until one day I saw just how greedy and self-centered you are. So, I'm leaving you. You can keep the house and the car, but I'm taking back our favorite song, and our pet rabbit, and our favorite color - Pantone 2685C,

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-69806766406968711752007-06-04T17:58:00.000-07:002007-06-04T18:03:39.372-07:00

With Electronic Voice!As if this product weren't stupid enough all by its lonesome, consider the video of the actual usage of this thing - if it were a real jumprope (i.e. HAD ROPE between the handles)... were there a rope between the handles, everyone using it would be jumping ON the rope.Seriously - Who can't learn how to use a jumprope? Hands up? Right, now round up those folks and get them

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1407170676771733242007-06-03T12:02:00.000-07:002007-06-11T12:34:40.902-07:00

Time to do a roundup of the things I'm involved in, because I want you to get involved in them, too!First, a link to a site that's not mine.. The Sandwich Machine - literary-minded reviews, essays, and whatnot.EDIT - Here's another link to a very nice photo blog belonging to a coworker. More than 1000.Next up is my primary focus for the summer-fall-winter-spring coming up - the Sac Town Pyros, a

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-70194299682378378082007-06-03T11:59:00.000-07:002007-06-03T12:01:26.454-07:00

Cat photography, huh? No, not pictures of a cat.. pictures by a cat. Neat idea!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-3590403764486852402007-06-03T11:53:00.001-07:002007-07-06T14:20:01.405-07:00

What I'd really like to know is where she got the funds to continue her intake at that level.. this is sort of like saying "Well, I have liver problems because I drank 5 pints of Vodka a day." and then proclaiming that nobody should drink because it will kill you. That, and she must have been smoking some terrible stuff. Add to that the fact she started at 14, and I'm imagining a female Spicoli

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-51306001243501055442007-05-31T09:09:00.000-07:002007-05-31T10:01:00.032-07:00

Halliburton's former engineering and construction subsidiary has a contingency contract with the Department of Homeland Security to construct detention facilities in the event of a national emergency.Let's read that again.. construct detention facilities in the event of a national emergency. But who's watching the cat?

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Check this sh*t out yo, and go UHHHH, AHHHH and What the F*u*K. Link

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This spoof is awesome, even if some evangelical freak is going to use it to justify acting like a crazy person when their kids want to get online. WoW is a Disease. (NSFW printed text). Destructoid took away the comic-y goodness, sorry. It was funny, really.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-84344165798999422982007-04-13T19:18:00.000-07:002007-04-13T19:54:50.281-07:00

I knew Johnny Mnemonic was on to something!The US Navy has released a picture of one of its' newest recruits - a dolphin! I wonder if it's called "Jones".Here's the pic from the article:For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, all I have to say is.. Mom?Seriously, Johnny Mnemonic. A mediocre movie based on a phenomenal story by William Gibson.It was about the future.It had a

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-89522541864544195842007-03-10T16:54:00.000-08:002007-03-10T17:03:09.746-08:00

I won't even bother with the backstory.. These guys.. wow..Here's 1 Adam 12. Apparently, they think they rock (www.1adam12rocks.com).Check it out and decide for yourself.. as for me, I think the cover says it all.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-35361244072356138852007-03-07T17:54:00.000-08:002007-03-07T17:57:50.805-08:00

I couldn't write a better one than the original. If it's true, this is probably the freakiest thing I've ever heard of. Chicken-Eating Cow.

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Yep. Slow news day :)Here's an Anime cartoon to pass the time. Crazy Cat.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-81531249624276889652007-02-26T10:08:00.000-08:002007-02-26T10:09:53.988-08:00

Don't touch that!Freaking Hilarious, for around 30 seconds. Potentially NSFW.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1170569561001982812007-02-03T22:06:00.000-08:002007-02-03T22:12:41.076-08:00

Boston was just trying to do the right thing, I realize, and imagine that were these explosives, the citizenry would be relieved that the Boston folks got this squared away pretty quickly.It's still funny.Link to Save Boston from the Mooninites.Good music, too.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1169263630057490162007-01-19T19:22:00.000-08:002007-01-19T19:30:58.006-08:00

Now here's something worth writing about - a prototype User Interface incorporating touchscreen technology... a la Minority Report (does technology mirror movies, or do movies drive technology?). Here's a screencap of the video to pique your interest.The developing company, Perspective Pixel, and was founded as a spinoff of the NYU Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences. I don't know what

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1166577753470983352006-12-19T16:44:00.000-08:002006-12-22T08:36:48.523-08:00

Today, my kitten (Darwin) managed to do something on my laptop that I didn't even know was possible.. and one that I'd like to repeat - if only I knew how.See, I'd walked away from my laptop to go rotate my laundry, and came back to find the little bastard dickens laying atop my laptops' keyboard. (Must've been running hot..)Well, he somehow managed to generate a timestamp within the Notepad

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1166044079123948962006-12-13T13:05:00.000-08:002006-12-13T13:07:59.140-08:00

Is this the first iteration of the Hitchhikers' Guide?

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1166037544988337362006-12-13T11:18:00.000-08:002006-12-13T11:19:05.003-08:00

Thriller, as performed by the cast & characters of Final Fantasy: The Spirits WithinEnjoy!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1165339684440836532006-12-05T09:25:00.000-08:002006-12-05T12:07:45.596-08:00

You ever watch Star Wars... on weed? Yeah, me neither. Here's one you probably haven't seen yet -Star Wars ASCIImation!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164663225076030132006-11-27T12:28:00.001-08:002006-11-27T13:33:45.236-08:00

Ship Height = 117 feetBridge Clearance = 97 feetCurrent = Strong....working........working........working....Oh, hell, forget it - it'll work itself out.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164659323392389642006-11-27T12:28:00.000-08:002006-11-27T12:28:43.416-08:00

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164583078379371842006-11-26T11:48:00.000-08:002006-11-26T15:17:59.063-08:00

I, for one, feel totally and completely safe and comfortable right now. How about you?Genetically Engineered Rice Wins USDA ApprovalGrain Tainted U.S. Supply This SummerOhhh.. I must've missed the memo where "Tainted" equals "Go ahead and eat it. No, you go first".

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164570434259961632006-11-26T11:43:00.000-08:002006-11-26T11:47:29.396-08:00

Another one from the "Strange, but Beautiful" files. Enjoy!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164392732944123262006-11-24T10:16:00.000-08:002006-11-24T10:25:32.946-08:00

This stuff is funny in and of itself, but it helps a lot if you'refamiliar with the games they're mocking.Ghost & Goblins had me cracking up!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164392175426033272006-11-24T10:12:00.000-08:002006-11-24T10:16:15.426-08:00

The inventor of BuggyRolling talks about his invention, and why he loves using it.I find it pretty funny that I want one of these suits so badly...despite knowing I would likely kill myself in spectacular fashion.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164391481523567572006-11-24T10:02:00.000-08:002006-11-24T10:04:41.526-08:00

Though most of them don't look as funny as this.(Short photoset.)

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1164391326075517572006-11-24T09:59:00.000-08:002006-11-24T10:02:06.096-08:00

Not mine, but after reading it I've got to share it. 10 Things YOU Can Do To Make Traffic BetterMan, I love Craigslist.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1163910158182109052006-11-18T20:15:00.000-08:002006-11-18T20:22:38.200-08:00

Why of course we take the organs from executed prisoners to sell them to foreigners needing transplants!Most sincere apologies for the confusion... I thought you said "Morals", the first time you asked. We don't have any of those - we surgically remove them from anyone seeking public service.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1163903185461566652006-11-18T18:25:00.000-08:002006-11-18T18:26:25.476-08:00

I prefer freedom to security.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1163557148547604052006-11-14T18:17:00.000-08:002006-11-14T18:19:08.576-08:00

Holy crap, this guy is hardcore. Please don't hit me.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1163556835509692672006-11-14T18:11:00.000-08:002006-11-14T18:14:35.336-08:00

What the hell? If this is what an error message looks like with the new Zunes' software, I think I may need a pillow on my lap to install it.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1163436096561851642006-11-13T08:40:00.000-08:002006-11-13T08:41:36.636-08:00

Bow before your robot masters - herein is the proof that Human actors are no longer needed.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1161271304751312442006-10-19T08:19:00.000-07:002006-10-19T08:22:34.166-07:00

She canna' take much more o' this, Captain! Witness the dawn of something better than electrically-charged hull plates. (I hold the opinion that the most recent Star Trek offering was lacking quite a bit in technological advancements.. would it have killed them to actually have shields, or decent weapons? That said, Jolene Blaylock is some good stuff.)

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1161271110598068322006-10-19T08:16:00.000-07:002006-10-19T08:18:30.626-07:00

So I'm home sick, which may be affecting my ability to pick out the good titles - but I'd like to think that the stories are at least up to snuff. Check this out :

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1160711687191383282006-10-12T16:04:00.000-07:002006-10-12T20:54:47.323-07:00

I have no idea what "Ikaruga" means, unless it's Japanese for "1943 on Methamphetamines", but this player is amazing. See for yourself!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1159844414281844142006-10-02T19:57:00.000-07:002006-10-02T20:01:25.176-07:00

A family is pressing for the banning of Fahrenheit 451, because it contains offensive language and situations - most notably, the banning of books - during Banned Books Week.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1159842329984199422006-10-02T19:21:00.000-07:002006-10-02T19:25:49.293-07:00

That the dumbasses will try anything to take themselves out of the gene pool..Woman blows herself up lighting a cigarette while pumping gas.

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1158770833097820982006-09-20T09:40:00.000-07:002006-09-20T09:47:13.100-07:00

Which begs the question, would Kenny G still suck in a vacuum?(I'm thinking yes.)Space Elevator Story

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1158770354752407112006-09-20T09:36:00.000-07:002006-09-20T09:39:14.770-07:00

Never a truer statement, though I can't say I'd be as up for taking a five-story dive off a bridge for $20 - let alone with a broken collarbone!

Captain SnappyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11860165956000783715noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21900365.post-1158609702346449832006-09-18T12:48:00.000-07:002006-09-18T13:01:42.673-07:00

And I'm back.Cruising my usual news sources this a.m., and I ran across this Orwellian news article. The scary part is, I can see the governments' side of it - does this count as DoubleThink?The similarities are eerie, if you've ever read Orwells' 1984. If you haven't, here's a link to a text file at Gutenberg.net.au. If you don't know about Project Gutenberg, go here for some background info.

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