Serioulsy, Try Going Outside Sometime

This spoof is awesome, even if some evangelical freak is going to use it to justify acting like a crazy person when their kids want to get online. WoW is a Disease. (NSFW printed text)
. Destructoid took away the comic-y goodness, sorry. It was funny, really.

I Freakin KNEW IT!

I knew Johnny Mnemonic was on to something!

The US Navy has released a picture of one of its' newest recruits - a dolphin! I wonder if it's called "Jones".

Here's the pic from the article:
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, all I have to say is.. Mom?

Seriously, Johnny Mnemonic. A mediocre movie based on a phenomenal story by William Gibson.
It was about the future.
It had a Cyber-Dolphin named Jones who lived in "Heaven", which was a slum. (So witty, these writers, such cutting parody.)
Oh, and the "main" stars, Keanu Reeves and Ice-T... well, they can't act. But some of the ideas they had were pretty awesome, even if I can just make out the AOL logo in the upper right of Johnnys' VR interface. Still, worth a watch if you're fiending for some late 20th century SciFi.

It's better than most of the SciFi channels made-for-TV's, and that's kind of sad :(