So I was reading a forum discussion on Reddit.com a few minutes ago about writing habits, where one respondent stated that they preferred to use a mix of cursive and printed text.
I replied, mentioning that I usually called this practice "curscribble". Curious, I turned to Teh Googles to see if a definition existed, and got.. zero results.
Did I just make this up, or do others out there use this term, too? Also, don't judge me.
Police Keepin' It Classy
Are you a Police officer? Can't find anyone to beat with your truncheon? Try inciting a riot with peaceful protesters! Remember, if they fight back, they're resisting arrest!
Take Care Down There... lmfao!
*Spits Coffee*
So I read about this on Fark.com and had to share it - Planned Parenthood is pushing a site called TakeCareDownThere.com to educate teens about the hazards of sex, etc... so naturally, I had to check it out!
My second indication that something was about to go terribly wrong (the first being the URL) was the reaction my browser had on visiting the page -
I run the FlashBlock addon within the Firefox browser, on the "Super-Paranoid OMG They're Out to Get Me!" setting, which tends to make websites burp a little if they're heavy on the Flash animations - but never once has my browser said "Ooopsy dooopsy" to me.
And I hope it never does again.
After re-enabling Flash (and javascript, courtesy NoScript), I was presented with an introductory movie explaining the premise of the site - as illustrated by one girl dropping trou and asking three others to tell her if they saw anything "down there".
Shortly after this, a pervy guy with a poorly-tied necktie shows up and wraps one arm around the original girl and the other around the token Ethnic female - and regales them about safe sex; When asked "Who are you?", the man simply smiles lecherously at our Ethnic lass...
Yes, boys and girls, the cars of the train just lurched a little bit - hang in there, we will derail shortly.
Here's a pic of the "leeetle gurrrls" look I'm talking about... notice that EVERYONE except skeever is uncomfortable:
If I weren't such a callous bastard, I would probably be up in arms howling for the site to come down... as it is, I think this is freaking HILARIOUS!
You can't really see it clearly in this pic, so here's a larger shot of one of the items on the right nav bar...
Turns out, they're talking about Human papillomavirus - the leading cause of cervical cancer, but it still made me laugh. Penis.
There're a few other titles on the page - Bring your sister, I didn't spew, Hot & Heavy, Let me do me, Threesome, and the Down There Song - which pretty much make this *sound* like the most awesome site evar (!!!1!), but it turns out to be just racy enough to make the hardcore conservatives sweat a little... funny how they're oblivious to their daughters being passed around like the only joint at a college party when they shout that THIS promotes promiscuity. (Penis.)
BUT. If you actually manage to stick around long enough to check out the Down There Song... well.. I'm just going to post a screenshot of the video, and make you check it out yourselves.
So how many of you out there call your *ahem* manhood a "Sloppy Slappilow".. your Man card is officially revoked, effective immediately. Turn it in, or we will come and get it.
*snicker*
...Harry Manilow...
So I read about this on Fark.com and had to share it - Planned Parenthood is pushing a site called TakeCareDownThere.com to educate teens about the hazards of sex, etc... so naturally, I had to check it out!
My second indication that something was about to go terribly wrong (the first being the URL) was the reaction my browser had on visiting the page -
I run the FlashBlock addon within the Firefox browser, on the "Super-Paranoid OMG They're Out to Get Me!" setting, which tends to make websites burp a little if they're heavy on the Flash animations - but never once has my browser said "Ooopsy dooopsy" to me.
And I hope it never does again.
After re-enabling Flash (and javascript, courtesy NoScript), I was presented with an introductory movie explaining the premise of the site - as illustrated by one girl dropping trou and asking three others to tell her if they saw anything "down there".
Shortly after this, a pervy guy with a poorly-tied necktie shows up and wraps one arm around the original girl and the other around the token Ethnic female - and regales them about safe sex; When asked "Who are you?", the man simply smiles lecherously at our Ethnic lass...
Yes, boys and girls, the cars of the train just lurched a little bit - hang in there, we will derail shortly.
Here's a pic of the "leeetle gurrrls" look I'm talking about... notice that EVERYONE except skeever is uncomfortable:
If I weren't such a callous bastard, I would probably be up in arms howling for the site to come down... as it is, I think this is freaking HILARIOUS!
You can't really see it clearly in this pic, so here's a larger shot of one of the items on the right nav bar...
Turns out, they're talking about Human papillomavirus - the leading cause of cervical cancer, but it still made me laugh. Penis.
There're a few other titles on the page - Bring your sister, I didn't spew, Hot & Heavy, Let me do me, Threesome, and the Down There Song - which pretty much make this *sound* like the most awesome site evar (!!!1!), but it turns out to be just racy enough to make the hardcore conservatives sweat a little... funny how they're oblivious to their daughters being passed around like the only joint at a college party when they shout that THIS promotes promiscuity. (Penis.)
BUT. If you actually manage to stick around long enough to check out the Down There Song... well.. I'm just going to post a screenshot of the video, and make you check it out yourselves.
So how many of you out there call your *ahem* manhood a "Sloppy Slappilow".. your Man card is officially revoked, effective immediately. Turn it in, or we will come and get it.
*snicker*
...Harry Manilow...
Mystery Object
I was digging around in my Box O' Cably Goodness and found a connector that defied my attempts to grok it - it's an RJ-45 (Ethernet) connector that dead-ends into a solid-looking black plastic grip with a hole thru it. At first, I thought it might be a tester for network ports, so I plugged it into my router - no lights, no explosion, and my internet is still up so I figure it's probably not the DoomStick(tm) - but I still have no ide what it actually is.
Any ideas?
On the black plastic body, there's a part number (I think): 750121/A
Here's a pic:
Any ideas?
On the black plastic body, there's a part number (I think): 750121/A
Here's a pic:
Brilliant! (-ly Stupid)
So the terrorists are going to use crazy people and homeless folks for bombings, are they? Well, then - we'll take away the crazy people and the homeless folks! That'll show 'em!
This is some of the dumbest "logic" I've ever had dragged across my brain. It's left a grease mark.
Iraq to "Round Up" beggars, mentally ill, homeless to thwart terrorist bombers.
This is some of the dumbest "logic" I've ever had dragged across my brain. It's left a grease mark.
Iraq to "Round Up" beggars, mentally ill, homeless to thwart terrorist bombers.
SHENANIGANS!!
Srsly. This is some bullisht. Cops in Florida collecting DNA at RANDOM? On traffic stops?
Holy crap. We're living through some Orwellian stuff right now, and everyone is watching Britney and the Saints. I think we're in trouble...
Drones in the air, wiretaps on everybody, Gov't looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not thinking... Robspeaks and FBI blog-editing? What the hell is going on in this country?
Holy crap. We're living through some Orwellian stuff right now, and everyone is watching Britney and the Saints. I think we're in trouble...
Drones in the air, wiretaps on everybody, Gov't looking over your shoulder to make sure you're not thinking... Robspeaks and FBI blog-editing? What the hell is going on in this country?
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